Doan Courant

The semi-whenever newsletter for one of the many Doan Families.

Monday, February 05, 2007

A Student's Syllogism

1. Any worthwhile activity will result in utter enjoyment.
2. Nothing brings more enjoyment to a human than doing anything other than that thing which he should be doing.
3. School is the most worthwhile activity for any adolescent (gratuitously stereotyped humans).
4. Ergo, adolescent should be allowed do anything other than the required thing.

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