Doan Courant

The semi-whenever newsletter for one of the many Doan Families.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Fecal matter on the floor

In the past I scoffed at my former principal's claim that, if paper towels were available in a school's restrooms, students would fiendishly stuff them in the commodes causing them (the commodes) to overflow, with the final result being fecal matter on the floor. At my current school, we have paper towels available in the potties. Though I have yet to see the infamous fecal matter, I have seen paper towels stuffed in toilets (I imagine the fecal matter on the floor is forthcoming). Henceforth, I offer an open apology to Mr. Arnold for my thoughtless ridicule. I was wrong, Mr. Arnold.
That is all.

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