What is your name?

I wish my name was Dave.

Home video

Recently, I was able to obtain some old home video footage of me and my best friend. I was pretty young here. Thankfully, I was able to upload it to YouTube, for the world to see. Enjoy.

302

This is my 302nd post.

Public Service Announcement

Some people think it is cool to drive their cars down the highway with snow and ice on the roof. What exactly is cool about an 20 kilo slab of ice hitting you in the face at 100 kph?
Don't be aloof; clean off your roof.

The Dark Knight

For those of you excited about the new Batman movie, here is an exclusive clip I was able to locate.

To do in 2008

I am going to accomplish the following tasks in the year 2008:

Set a new land-speed record.
Genetically engineer a new breed of dog.
Destroy reality TV.
Become the dictator of a Latin American country.
Eat a whole cow (not necessary the same cow, but every edible cow part; and not necessarily in one sitting).
Defeat Matt Lauer in an arm-wresting match.
Overcome.
Free Tibet.
Write an opera.
Listen to an opera (not the one I write).
Domesticate a tapir.
Live an entire week impersonating Robert Mitchum.
Travel to every nation with the letter "Z" in its name.
Buy a Roomba.
Annotate Finnegan's Wake.
Farm more.
Discover a yet undiscovered method of skinning a cat.

I will let you know at the end of the year which of these I did not do.