Doan Courant

The semi-whenever newsletter for one of the many Doan Families.

Friday, December 21, 2007

Acrophobia

Do you have acrophobia? I don't but some of those pictures almost make me nervous. Some of them make me laugh. The rest give me gas.

Yngwie Malmsteen Acoustic Guitar Solo

Nice guitar picking.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Things I have never done

These are some things I have never done, and I plan on never doing.

Sneezed after 6 pm.
Slept more than 10 straight hours.
Said the word "archetype".
Eaten a salamander.
Walked on my hands.
Worn polyester paints.
Drank V-8.
Dreamed in stereo.
Danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.
Touched a mink.
Slept in on a leather couch.
Ridden backwards on a horse.
Kissed a donkey.
Watched more than 5 minutes of American Idol.
Invaded a foreign country.
Barricaded a door.
Composed a limerick.
Been given a horse.
Purchased a Jawbreaker.
Skated on a sidewalk.
Sat on a tack.
Kissed the Blarney Stone.
Won the lottery.
Mocked a monkey.
Drank egg nog.
Eaten a Russet potato.
Shaved my arm pit.
Climbed a flag pole.
Recited a Portuguese poem.
Played in a World Cup game.
Painted a barn.
Slept in a barn.
Dodged a question.
Fought a panda.
Whistled Dixie.
Heard a fat lady sing.
Seen two birds in a bush.
Fished in the ocean.
Called a kettle black.
Caught a cold.
Humored anyone.
Sat one a fence.
Scuttled a ship.

Thank you, and good day.