Some fun facts from David Letterman:
STRAWBERRIES HAVE MORE VITAMIN C THAN ORANGES
BABE RUTH WORE NUMBER 3 BECAUSE HE BATTED THIRD
ANTS DON'T SLEEP
INTELLIGENCE OFFICIALS NOW BELIEVE THAT FIDEL CASTRO IS FAKING ILLNESS TO GET SYMPATHY
OUR SHORTEST PRESIDENT WAS JAMES MADISON AT 3 FEET, 11 INCHES
87% OF PEOPLE WHO ARE BITTEN BY RADIOACTIVE SPIDERS DO NOT DEVELOP SUPER POWERS
WHEN SHE DIED, SPEED-READING PIONEER EVELYN WOOD WAS WORKING ON A WAY TO WATCH TELEVISION MORE QUICKLY
IN CANADA, COOL WHIP IS CALLED MIRACLE WHIP; AND MIRACLE WHIP IS CALLED CAULK.
MOST AMERICANS ARE UNCOMFORTABLE CHATTING ABOUT THEIR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS
FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS, HENRY KISSINGER WORKED FOR COLLEGE ART CLASSES AS A NUDE MODEL
THE BUILDING ON THE BACK OF THE $10 BILL IS ELVIS PRESLEY'S HOME GRACELAND
HELEN THOMAS HAS SLEPT WITH THE LAST 5 PRESIDENTS
35% OF RELIGIONS THAT BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION ALSO BELIEVE FREQUENT-FLYER MILES CAN BE USED IN THE NEXT LIFE
IT'S NICE TO BE IMPORTANT, BUT IT'S MORE IMPORTANT TO BE NICE
MUCH AS THE PLURAL OF "MEDIUM" IS "MEDIA," ETYMOLOGISTS SAY THE CORRECT PLURAL OF "STEAK-UMM" IS "STEAK-A"
DELAWARE IS THE ONLY STATE WHOSE LEMON LAW ONLY APPLIES TO ACTUAL LEMONS
AL GORE ORIGINALLY GOT INVOLVED IN ENVIRONMENTALISM TO MEET GROOVY HIPPIE CHICKS
WARNING: THESE FUN FACTS MAY CONTAIN PEANUTS
STEVEN SPIELBERG, DAVID GEFFEN AND JEFFREY KATZENBERG FOUNDED DREAMWORKS TO LAUNDER MONEY FOR THE LATIN KINGS
4 OUT OF 5 OBESE MEN HAVE GOTTEN THEIR ARM STUCK IN A VENDING MACHINE
AMTRAK'S 7:40 METROLINER SERVICE TO WASHINGTON IS NOW BOARDING ON TRACK 5
ALTHOUGH HAIR DOES NOT CONTINUE TO GROW AFTER DEATH, IT DOES BECOME MORE BOUNCY AND MANAGEABLE
STEAKHOUSE OWNER MICHAEL JORDAN ONCE PLAYED PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S GHOST NO LONGER VISITS THE WHITE HOUSE BECAUSE HE'S AFRAID OF CHENEY
WHEN HE CAN'T GET A TABLE IN CROWDED RESTAURANTS, DAVID HASSELHOFF WILL OFTEN ASK TO EAT IN THE MEN'S ROOM
BY THE YEAR 2012, THANKS TO GENETIC ENGINEERING, WE WILL BE ENJOYING ACTUAL BUFFALO WINGS
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